Too long in Thailand?

Nejsem v Thajsku zase tak dlouho (1 měsíc) a bohužel se ani tolik nepotkáváme s thajci nebo někým, kdo by nám vysvětlil jejich kulturu. Tady je ale můj typický oblíbený příspěvek, "too long in...." :) Aspoň některé věcí po měsíci chápu:
(převzato z: too long)

1. You look four ways before crossing a one-way street.
2. You put salt and chili on your fruits.
3. You think a polo shirt and jeans are formal attire.
4. You go out for dinner at the local 7-11.
5. You go to the 7-11 in your pajamas.
6. You have a transvestite friend.
7. You have a Thai nickname.
8. You put ice in red wine and beer.
9. You consider you mobile phone a fashion accessory.
10. You drive cars with bare feet.
11. You wear sweatshirts despite the steaming hot weather.
12. You realize that ALL your problems are caused by Thai girls or cranky ATMs.
13. All your tee-shirts are emblazoned with the name of some beer.
14. Shaking somebody’s hand feels weird.
15. You are deeply concerned when your favorite rice dish goes up in price by $0.15 to $0.60.
16. You can ride a motorcycle with 10 grocery bags, a bookshelf and a hot pizza box strapped to it.
17. You think The Pizza Company is a chic hangout serving good food.
18. You have a pinky fingernail an inch long.
19. You start to dislike farangs.
20. You keep a roll of toilet paper on your dinner table, but not in the bathroom.
21. You look forward to going to the local karaoke with your mates.
22. The floor becomes your preferred dining table.
23. You laugh your head off at jokes you can’t understand.
24. You are disappointed when there are no jelly balls in your beverage.
25. You describe anyone who has ever lived within a two-kilometer radius of you as “my brother”.

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